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SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Bite me inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.02 16:45:00 -
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Revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Incidentally, it is BLISTERING HOT here in NL.
On CAOD related news:
Useless threads continue to appear from nowhere as before.
Due to financing cutbacks the CAOD moderation team now employs auto-macros to lock threads, reducing work load.
The NC still has their duplicated ships. NC holds no particular opinion regarding the CCP server hickkup, every single non-NC entity still enraged.
CCP continues its relentless hunt for the lag bug with new regular stress tests on SiSi which will now be held during weekdays due to unexepectedly low player involvement during the weekends compared to predictions.
Snot Shot still en large, the man hunt continues but sources claim to have been looking at a door hanger 'do not disturb - offline' on his jita 4-4 cabin for over 4 months now.
German giggles are at an all time low, the former CAOD troll known as 'Derek Chu' seems to have either died in his parent's basement from lack of solar light or got tired and moved on.
Goonswarm seems to be back to its former self, CAOD trolling sightings increased 500% over the last 2 days alone.
BoB has decided to merge with Goonswarm in an attempt to improve relations between the two long time enemies.
Atlas has decided to invade Providence in an attempt to secure even more space for their P.E.T. rental services (aka isk printing meat shields).
Against All Authorities HC members have been spotted on the Atlas annual barbeque conversing with Bobby, for reasons as of yet unknown.
Razor of the NC have announced that they are fed up with living at the outer northern edge of New Eden and will be moving all their stuff to the most southern part of New Eden hoping to meet new people and make new friends.
Majesta Empire and R.A.G.E alliance have merged into 'Majestic RAGE' in an attempt to unify Vale. Rumors go round of plans for expansion into the south-east.
x-death and solar have begun purging all non-russian members from their ranks and have started forcing any non-russian residents out of drone regions. Unofficial reports state they have come to an agreement and decided they want to create drone regions a carebear macromining/ratting haven for all russian eve players.
Pandemic Legion has been spotted moving capitals up north secretly, guesses are they plan to claim Razor's space as it becomes available, their reasons for wanting this are as of yet unknown.
Another disgruntled new player has vowed to hunt down every single pilot that engages in the act of unsollicited pvp today however nobody seems to care and the disgruntled player has last been seen logged into the actual game 4 days ago.
More at 11.
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SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Bite me inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.02 17:13:00 -
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 Originally by: fatherted1989
tl;dr
I am sorry to hear that.
I know ADD is becoming more regular among children of the current age, and I apologise.
tl;dr: You are lazy.
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History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Bite me inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.03 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: pedros
Edited by: pedros on 03/07/2010 11:50:04
WHErer IS derek CHU ? And THE EVE ELITE ALLY MArGu KAGA
* HOT edit
HOLLAND WILL LOST
Seeing from your character name I am going to go ahead and assume you are from Brazil and thus so butthurt you cannot
type properly anymore.
Ahhhw poor thing.
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History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Bite me inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.06 21:43:00 -
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This just in!
CAOD moderation team strikes again and removes the single piece of content from this here thread.
Experts speculate as to appoint this event under 'dark workroom sarcasm' or plain 'tl;dr' on behalf of the moderation team.
More news after lock!
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